Beavers come to your house
They take your spouse
You get angry
Because you ate a sour candy
You hunt the beavers
With your big cleavers
You find out they live in a cave
You hear they have a rave
You join in
Then you relize you're the only one of your kin
Your spouse is in a cage
Right on the stage
You go over to her
Then you see her having sex with a bear
What the fuck you said
You get filled with dread
The bear comes out
Showing that he is a kraut
You shit your pants
Showing you had ants
The bear runs away
Like he was gay
You free your girl
With a swirl
You both go home
But you were followed by a gnome
You watch some TV
Then suddenly you see
The gnome attacked you
Then he began to chew
You scream of pain
You no longer could meet Wayne
The gnome takes your pens
And fucks all your friends
He spits in your face
This started a chase
You tried to kill him
But you rang Jim instead
He said fuck you
You suddenly got the flue
You dieded
The endz